Hey man I am new here

**deviantdee** · November 28th, 2005, 11:41 AM

Steady on fella, this is the Interweb you know,
and people have a habit of making up personas
just for the craic - just ask 'Jeff' - sorry 'Jay
For Sure'. [img]wink.gif[/img]

D.

**Andii Vamp** · November 28th, 2005, 11:44 AM

I am really Dora The Explorer, but I knew no one would believe me so I use this name these days [img]wink.gif[/img]

Welcome to the board btw.

KrissTeen · November 28th, 2005, 11:47 AM

Welcome to the board mate! Yes I am really Elvis Presley, alive and well in Maidstone. Hey I started this rock and roll stuff you know.......JUST DON'T MENTION BILL HALEY OR GOSPEL!!!!!

**Ian Rich Rags** · November 28th, 2005, 12:22 PM

Jeff? what? really?

**deviantdee** · November 28th, 2005, 02:17 PM

There used to be a regular here called
'Ms. Spouzik' (sp?). She knows Jeff in real
life and accidently let his real name slip.
She may also live quite close to him in NYC.

D.

**Ian Rich Rags** · November 28th, 2005, 03:09 PM

That accounts for the hilarious cockney pheonetics. Gor blimey guv, et'al

Dick van Dyke more like.

**Stacey0471** · November 28th, 2005, 03:26 PM

In the Dutch language, doesn't 'van' mean of, as in where the person has come from?

Someone was taking the piss when they thought up that name.

**SJ_Skyline** · November 29th, 2005, 08:03 AM

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! [img]smile.gif[/img]

**Ian Rich Rags** · November 29th, 2005, 09:43 AM

Yes Van is 'of' , same as Von in German and 'Aft, here is Sweden. The twat Yngwie Malmsteen is actually Yngwie Aft Malmsteen, something he constantly points out he could use but doesn't